| Ok. Its been a while.
go to reddit.com/r/chicagopostoffice.
You ther? good. Read up on the posts. Learn that we have a major opportunity here to have a internet community building. We have the potential to first this. We(the community) need to all pitch in and figure out how to make this happen. The possibilities are endless. I only hope they aren't paralyzing.
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| Three men who
were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king
told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first
step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the
same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather
fruits.
The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples."
The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits
up your butt without any _expression on your face or you'll be eaten."
The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.
The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king
explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be
easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst
out in laughter and was killed.
The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked,
"Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The second one
replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with
pineapples." |
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----------------Girls--------------------
------- -----are like apples-------------
--------on trees. The best ones---------
------are at the top of the tree.---------
----The boys dont want to reach-------
---for the good ones because they -----
-are afraid of falling and getting hurt.----
Instead, they just get the rotten apples-
---from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
-something is wrong with them, when in
--reality, they're amazing. They just------
---have to wait for the right boy to-------
----- come along, the one who's---------
----------- brave enough to--------------
-----------------climb all----------------
----------------- the way----------------
-----------------to the top---------------
---------------- of the tree.--------------
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| I love oatmeal.
especially with a bit of butter and salt.
add a fried toast egg, some fruit wedges and a glasss of milk.
mmmmmmmmmmm.
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| the Reptilio-Krab alliance has been fully forged.
Soon the coming will commence
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